relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
the legend lives on
*sees a dog*
me: holy shit
We all find ourselves asking this question at some point in our lives.
IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND
this is never going to not be funny